Perrie and Zayn at Dinner with Zayn’s Parents.

Perrie goes to Zayn’s Family’s house for dinner. After they sit down and begin to eat, Perrie is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to Perrie’s nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes watery. Left with no other choice, she decides to relive herself a bit and let’s out a dainty little fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the fart. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, Zayn’s dad, Yaser looked over at Harley *Zayn’s Dog* that had been sleeping under Perrie’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, “HARLEY!” Perrie thought, “this was great!” With a big smile. A couple minutes later, Perrie began to feel pain again. This time, Perrie didn’t hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. Yaser again looked at Harley and yelled “Dammit Harley!” Once again Perrie smiled and thought “Yes!” A few minutes later Perrie had let out another rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivalled a train whistle blowing. Again, Yaser looked at the dog with a disgust and yelled, “Dammit, Harley, get away from her before she shits all over you!”